I realize that a part of being a parent is your kids finding you completely annoying and embarrassing.
I still find my parents annoying sometimes and I am in my 30’s.
But I did not realize my son would find me annoying before the age of TWO!
I was under the impression that this did not happen until at least third grade.
I thought I still had several more years of being the coolest person in his little word.
But nope.
I’m annoying.
We will be in the car and I will start dancing and I will hear from the back seat, “Noooooo.”
I will start singing a song to myself and hear from the other side of room, “Nooooo.”
Sometimes I just have to look at him and he finds it irritating, “Nooooo.”
I am shocked.
I am an amazing car dancer and my singing voice is humbly compared to that of an angel.
How could anyone possibly find me irritating?
But I am.
Already.
My one year old finds me annoying.
It is going to be a long 18 years kid, you should probably get used to this singing voice.